Ganon
Octorok
Destroy all
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Post by Ganon on Aug 16, 2003 11:32:35 GMT -5
TEXTthings not to say to someone on their deathbed
1.what about that 20 bucks you owe me
2.so when do you think jane will be ready to date again
3.*cover face with pillow then lifting it* pick aboo.
4.Its me death.......ha just kidding
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Post by Rauru on Aug 19, 2003 11:30:17 GMT -5
Santa's Pickup Lines
I know when you`ve been bad or good - so let's skip the small talk, sister!
Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
Some of my best toys run on batteries... [wink wink]
I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
Screw the "nice" list - I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!
Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I'm just glad to see you!
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Post by renewal on Oct 22, 2003 20:16:24 GMT -5
Elmo pimps hoes, Elmo pimps hoes, and he will pimp you to.
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Post by Excel on Oct 23, 2003 8:08:15 GMT -5
LOL! Some of these are realy funny! ;D Answering machine recordings: |
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Post by Rauru on Nov 9, 2003 2:56:31 GMT -5
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Post by Freethought on Nov 10, 2003 16:26:05 GMT -5
hey Shiro keep the flames in the fight fourms..... Those are your words not mine.... Fu ck en putts |
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Post by renewal on Nov 11, 2003 17:10:51 GMT -5
[/img][/quote] Well, I have alot of thoughts that come to my mind, but all I can say is *whistles really loud* |
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Post by Shiro on Nov 11, 2003 21:31:14 GMT -5
hey Shiro keep the flames in the fight fourms..... Those are your words not mine.... Fu ck en putts You call that flaming? LOL. It was meant as a joke back then. |
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Post by renewal on Nov 21, 2003 13:58:10 GMT -5
Here is some cheezy pick-up lines
Did you get a ticket because you have FINE written all over you.
Hey baby, are you a broom because you just swept me off my feet.
Yeah, I seem to have forgotten my number, could I borrow yours?
More to come when I can think of some more
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Post by Excel on Nov 21, 2003 14:51:26 GMT -5
LoL! I sure hope that you never try to use any of those renewal  . Trust me when I say that they will never work! Have you guys ever thought of just saying: "Hi, How are you?" and then taking it from there? lol. |
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Post by rocklord2004 on Nov 22, 2003 11:54:13 GMT -5
you forgot the classic failure pick up line
"did it hurt when you fell from heven"
or
"are you tired cause youve been running through my mind all day"
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Post by Rauru on Nov 23, 2003 2:02:16 GMT -5
And here's one that I just heard recently.
Did you wash your clothes with windex, because I can see myself in your panties.
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Post by rocklord2004 on Nov 23, 2003 20:56:38 GMT -5
is there a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants
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Post by ZeldAClown on Nov 24, 2003 6:03:32 GMT -5
Sure...it's all fun a games while you are looking for love...but what about when you have it? What then? I suggest you take a look at my helpful guide of things to do. Point scoring systemBtw...the excel from animescores is not the same excel that posts on here...so don't bother asking. |
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Post by Excel on Dec 4, 2003 9:08:03 GMT -5
Hahaha. I love reading that thing ZeldAClown! It's great!
...and yeah, I don't post on animescores. i'd like to...but I really don't have the time for another forum (I really shouldn't even be on this one lol)
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. Trust me when I say that they will never work!
