Post by rocklord2004 on Dec 19, 2003 17:31:00 GMT -5
It was a cold winter night; maybe a week before christmas when a man named wilbur got a horse. now let me tell you that htis was not ordinary horse; he could talk. this horse would start talking and not to stop until you left. you may not have guessed yet it but its name was mr. ed.
ed was an evil horse who hated christmas. he acted kind but in reality he wanted to stop christmas. he despised it so much that he made up a plan to end the holiday for all eternity. it was a decious plan that was not pretty. he would disguise himself as a reindeer and run to the north pole to destroy the presents and the workshop.
he packed his bags. he had little, just some hay and some canteens so his bag was light. he checked the window to see that no one was looking, and when he was satisfied that the coast was clear he made a break for it. not being too bright he accidentally left the note stating his plans on how to stop christmas. he had a small run of luck because he didnt know how to spell and the note made no sense whatsoever.
as he headed for the airport he was given several strange looks. he just assumed that nobody had ever seen a horse wearing a jogging outfit before. he ignored the looks and went on. he only stopped about three times to terrorize small children. he thought that since he had a job to do he keep his fun to a minimum.
arrive at the airport he figured out a way to get by customs and security. he simply explained that what he was wearing was a reindeer outfit and the zipper was stuck. somehow his little ruse worked and he boarded the plane. he stopped himself from hurting anyone so that he would not have any interruptions from hi mission. he was surprised to see that only two other people were heading to the north pole. those people were scrooge and the grinch.
when he had arrived at the north pole he ran as fast as he could to find santas workshop. he found it in almost one hour despted the signs that were pointing to where it was. i have said it before but ed is a stupid horse so hi didnt know what the signs were for.
santa was just stepping out for a breather when he saw ed. what he saw was a horse was an evil gleam in his eye. he knew what was about to happen so he tried to run but he was too fat and too slow. ed caught up with him and killed him. it was brutal but i will spare you the gory details. he then turned his head for the workshop. he laughed as he used the explosives that he had bought at the airpot from some guy with a turban, long beard, and answered to osama bin laden. the workshop was blasted into ove a million pieces.
after observing the explosion ed turned to leave. he should have paid attention because as he started to run a two by four smashed his head flat. he screamed in agony because death was slow to follow for poor ed.
back at the farm wilbur was looking for ed but gave up after three minutes. he went and bought a cat because they are more faithful and wont kill santa.the cat was a cute little cat that loved christmas. wilbur and his famly lived happily ever after.
ed was an evil horse who hated christmas. he acted kind but in reality he wanted to stop christmas. he despised it so much that he made up a plan to end the holiday for all eternity. it was a decious plan that was not pretty. he would disguise himself as a reindeer and run to the north pole to destroy the presents and the workshop.
he packed his bags. he had little, just some hay and some canteens so his bag was light. he checked the window to see that no one was looking, and when he was satisfied that the coast was clear he made a break for it. not being too bright he accidentally left the note stating his plans on how to stop christmas. he had a small run of luck because he didnt know how to spell and the note made no sense whatsoever.
as he headed for the airport he was given several strange looks. he just assumed that nobody had ever seen a horse wearing a jogging outfit before. he ignored the looks and went on. he only stopped about three times to terrorize small children. he thought that since he had a job to do he keep his fun to a minimum.
arrive at the airport he figured out a way to get by customs and security. he simply explained that what he was wearing was a reindeer outfit and the zipper was stuck. somehow his little ruse worked and he boarded the plane. he stopped himself from hurting anyone so that he would not have any interruptions from hi mission. he was surprised to see that only two other people were heading to the north pole. those people were scrooge and the grinch.
when he had arrived at the north pole he ran as fast as he could to find santas workshop. he found it in almost one hour despted the signs that were pointing to where it was. i have said it before but ed is a stupid horse so hi didnt know what the signs were for.
santa was just stepping out for a breather when he saw ed. what he saw was a horse was an evil gleam in his eye. he knew what was about to happen so he tried to run but he was too fat and too slow. ed caught up with him and killed him. it was brutal but i will spare you the gory details. he then turned his head for the workshop. he laughed as he used the explosives that he had bought at the airpot from some guy with a turban, long beard, and answered to osama bin laden. the workshop was blasted into ove a million pieces.
after observing the explosion ed turned to leave. he should have paid attention because as he started to run a two by four smashed his head flat. he screamed in agony because death was slow to follow for poor ed.
back at the farm wilbur was looking for ed but gave up after three minutes. he went and bought a cat because they are more faithful and wont kill santa.the cat was a cute little cat that loved christmas. wilbur and his famly lived happily ever after.
