Rhyming Dis Contest

[Aramir]

Ok everyone, I've got a great idea that's sure to produce lots of laughs.. Let's all have a dissing contest. The rule is you can say what you want to about anyone here, except you have to make it rhyme. I'll go first.

To Tigerclaw:

Your're a Philipino man, from the country of Japan.
you said you fought some ninjas from a dreadful ninja clan

You're just a little guy, who doesn't like stir fry,
your favorite Asian food is Creme-of-Sum-Yung-Guy

[rocklord2004]

to rauru:

rauru has been here for a while
and we all know hes a pedefile

his raps always end up a mess
cause he thinks all rhymes end with s.

[Rauru]

To rocklord:

That may be true but I don't care

atleast I'm not the one who wears women's underwear.

I might not be black and my name isn't Jack

for all those who know me I might be whack!

[rocklord2004]

to rauru:

well your pointless rants
about my choice in underpants
fall on deaf ears
for i have no fears
and im glad i dont have stickers
of your special game of checkers.

[Freethought]

Oh no freethought is back again.....

Its qutie simple
i am going to blow this joint like a pimple
I need ever one to find a beat
get with it and tap your feet

here is goes
so you know armir dont know how to let things go
right or wrong what to do looking over at me hoping i'll argue with you
Rock lord is dumb as dirt
i wonder which is smarter him or his shirt
Rauru i dont know what to say
i guess leave the little kids alone when they ask to play
tigerclaw let me think well pino man you realy stink
its hard to express but
time will regress
and this is done
Time for you all to have some fun

[Rauru]

Well, it's official. Freethought is the winner. It's been about 5 months and no one else has replied, so Freethough is the winner. *hands Freethougt a 1st place trophy*.