Post by WanderingStranger on Mar 15, 2004 22:53:08 GMT -5
(It dosen't go on for very long, and has no chapters, so I don't really think it goes in the story forum)
Your sitting in a bar, and a monkey walks in. He is wearing a pair of blue jeans, a no sleeve red shirt, and a black leather jacket. He sits down at the counter next to you. At first, you pay no attention to him, thinking that this is some sort of publicity stunt desinged to bring in more customers. But the monkey orders the same kind of drink you like, and you stop and stare in disbeleif. You think, "Not only does he speak human, he dresses cool, and he has good choice in drinks!" You think that you want to become friends with this monkey, and tap him on the shoulder. He had been looking for a lighter, to light a cigarett with. He turns and faces you and says, "Hey buddy, got a match?" You reply to him:
A) "Sorry, but I don't smoke," amd ignore him for the rest of the time you are in the bar.
B) Offer him your lighter, and then try to talk to him when he's done.
C)Tell him to get a job, and call him a lazy bum.
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Choice A:
You say to the monkey, "Sorry, I don't smoke". The monkey asks you why you tapped him, and you just stutter. You ignore him for the rest of the night, end up drinking more than you usually do, and wake up 3 days later in an alley with your wallet and your underwear missing
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Choice B:
You give the monkey your lighter, and he happily lights his cigarett with it, and returns your lighter. He leans onto the counter in a feminine pose, and grins really big at you, and wiggles his eyebrows. You suddenly wish you could escape quickly, but there is no hope. You are no longer straight anymore.
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Choice C:
You angrily say, "Go get a job and buy your own lighter, you lazy, furry bum!" The monkey snarls at you, grabs an empty beer bottle, and breaks it. You now are thankful you got health insurance that covers "Bar fight injuries".
Your sitting in a bar, and a monkey walks in. He is wearing a pair of blue jeans, a no sleeve red shirt, and a black leather jacket. He sits down at the counter next to you. At first, you pay no attention to him, thinking that this is some sort of publicity stunt desinged to bring in more customers. But the monkey orders the same kind of drink you like, and you stop and stare in disbeleif. You think, "Not only does he speak human, he dresses cool, and he has good choice in drinks!" You think that you want to become friends with this monkey, and tap him on the shoulder. He had been looking for a lighter, to light a cigarett with. He turns and faces you and says, "Hey buddy, got a match?" You reply to him:
A) "Sorry, but I don't smoke," amd ignore him for the rest of the time you are in the bar.
B) Offer him your lighter, and then try to talk to him when he's done.
C)Tell him to get a job, and call him a lazy bum.
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Choice A:
You say to the monkey, "Sorry, I don't smoke". The monkey asks you why you tapped him, and you just stutter. You ignore him for the rest of the night, end up drinking more than you usually do, and wake up 3 days later in an alley with your wallet and your underwear missing
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Choice B:
You give the monkey your lighter, and he happily lights his cigarett with it, and returns your lighter. He leans onto the counter in a feminine pose, and grins really big at you, and wiggles his eyebrows. You suddenly wish you could escape quickly, but there is no hope. You are no longer straight anymore.
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Choice C:
You angrily say, "Go get a job and buy your own lighter, you lazy, furry bum!" The monkey snarls at you, grabs an empty beer bottle, and breaks it. You now are thankful you got health insurance that covers "Bar fight injuries".
